A self-contained underwear-baring affair.
by Robert Canning
I got some great news this week. Bridget Marquardt will be hosting a series on The Travel Channel where she'll be visiting the world's most amazing beaches. I don't hide the fact that she's my favorite of The Girls Next Door. Not only do I think she's the prettiest and the funniest, I also think she's got the best personality. Imagining her hosting a travel show is an easy thing to do and I look forward to tuning in -- especially now that I know scuba diving will be involved.
"Scuba, Scuba Do!" was all about the girls becoming scuba certified. It was Bridget that really needed this certification, but as the ladies often do, she asked the other two to come along for the ride. Holly was into it, but Kendra came at the experience a bit half-assed. She confessed that becoming scuba certified was something she had always wanted to do, but when given the opportunity, Kendra was less than enthusiastic.
When presented with the training book and instructed to read the first three chapters, Kendra tossed the book aside the moment Bridget left the room. Then when pressed for information regarding those chapters during her first lesson, she just giggled her way through hand signals which included the middle finger. This, as always, is why Kendra bugs me. You, me and most of the people we know would have to pay out a pretty decent amount of cash to get lessons and equipment if we ever want to get scuba certified. Kendra has it handed to her and she yawns and flashes her way through the process. Of course, that could just be the jealousy talking.
Still, even with her halfhearted efforts, she does complete the course. And so do Bridget and Holly. It was an entertaining little journey to follow the girls on. It started with the book learning, but quickly moved on to some shallow diving in the mansion's grotto. The girls marveled at the leftover knickknacks discovered at the bottom of the pool, including cups, pins and earrings. Thank goodness they didn't find underwear, condoms or dead bodies.
The open water dives were equally successful, if a bit more difficult. Kendra again shined through as a star student when she invented the very necessary "I'm peeing" hand signal. If you missed the episode, it involved some over-exaggerated pointing to her crotch. Classy. The final certification dive was almost aborted after the girls were finding the choppy seas difficult to handle. Of course, it didn't help matters that Kendra chose to enjoy a burrito with hot sauce only hours before their final dive. Thankfully, after a bit of self-induced vomiting, the girls got back into the water and completed all the tasks needed for certification. Then, as Bridget put it, it was party time.
But I can't end this review without mentioning the twins. It's no secret that our three favorite ladies are parting ways with Hef and that the Shannon twins are two of the girls filling in the void. We first met them several episodes back during the search for the 55th Anniversary Playmate. They didn't have a lot of personality then, and they're only slightly more interesting here. Their repetitive "Oh, my God! Oh my God… Oh, my God!" as they greeted their twin puppies was not a good sign of things to come. And here I thought Kendra was annoying.
by Robert Canning
I got some great news this week. Bridget Marquardt will be hosting a series on The Travel Channel where she'll be visiting the world's most amazing beaches. I don't hide the fact that she's my favorite of The Girls Next Door. Not only do I think she's the prettiest and the funniest, I also think she's got the best personality. Imagining her hosting a travel show is an easy thing to do and I look forward to tuning in -- especially now that I know scuba diving will be involved.
"Scuba, Scuba Do!" was all about the girls becoming scuba certified. It was Bridget that really needed this certification, but as the ladies often do, she asked the other two to come along for the ride. Holly was into it, but Kendra came at the experience a bit half-assed. She confessed that becoming scuba certified was something she had always wanted to do, but when given the opportunity, Kendra was less than enthusiastic.
When presented with the training book and instructed to read the first three chapters, Kendra tossed the book aside the moment Bridget left the room. Then when pressed for information regarding those chapters during her first lesson, she just giggled her way through hand signals which included the middle finger. This, as always, is why Kendra bugs me. You, me and most of the people we know would have to pay out a pretty decent amount of cash to get lessons and equipment if we ever want to get scuba certified. Kendra has it handed to her and she yawns and flashes her way through the process. Of course, that could just be the jealousy talking.
Still, even with her halfhearted efforts, she does complete the course. And so do Bridget and Holly. It was an entertaining little journey to follow the girls on. It started with the book learning, but quickly moved on to some shallow diving in the mansion's grotto. The girls marveled at the leftover knickknacks discovered at the bottom of the pool, including cups, pins and earrings. Thank goodness they didn't find underwear, condoms or dead bodies.
The open water dives were equally successful, if a bit more difficult. Kendra again shined through as a star student when she invented the very necessary "I'm peeing" hand signal. If you missed the episode, it involved some over-exaggerated pointing to her crotch. Classy. The final certification dive was almost aborted after the girls were finding the choppy seas difficult to handle. Of course, it didn't help matters that Kendra chose to enjoy a burrito with hot sauce only hours before their final dive. Thankfully, after a bit of self-induced vomiting, the girls got back into the water and completed all the tasks needed for certification. Then, as Bridget put it, it was party time.
But I can't end this review without mentioning the twins. It's no secret that our three favorite ladies are parting ways with Hef and that the Shannon twins are two of the girls filling in the void. We first met them several episodes back during the search for the 55th Anniversary Playmate. They didn't have a lot of personality then, and they're only slightly more interesting here. Their repetitive "Oh, my God! Oh my God… Oh, my God!" as they greeted their twin puppies was not a good sign of things to come. And here I thought Kendra was annoying.
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